more fine reportage from the Onion - http://www.theonion.com/onion3844/infograph_3844.html -- DREW DANIELSON . <andrew.danielson at cmu.edu> . http://pcdrew.ece.cmu.edu/ Clear writers assume, with a pessimism born of experience, that whatever isn't plainly stated the reader will invariably misconstrue. -- John R. Trimble