Computer (something less than) proverbs
James A. Landau
JJJRLandau at AOL.COM
Sun Jun 22 15:35:05 UTC 2003
What is a computer's first sign of old age?
Loss of memory
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data
What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?
The space bar
What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk
Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat
What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness
~ To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.
~ Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
~ Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
~ The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.
~ As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
~ Most computer problems are caused by a loose nut between the chair and the
keyboard.
Source unknown. Apparently collected at the University of Chicago
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