Computer (something less than) proverbs

[James A. Landau]

What is a computer's first sign of old age?
Loss of memory

What does a baby computer call his father?
Data

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?
The space bar

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk

Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat

What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness

~ To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.

~ Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

~ Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

~ The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.

~ As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

~ Most computer problems are caused by a loose nut between the chair and the
keyboard.

            Source unknown.  Apparently collected at the University of Chicago