"If you can't say anything good"

[Mark A. Mandel]

Barry adds to our knowledge of "If you can't say anything good...". I
won't do anything nearly so useful.

(earnestly:) "You know I would never say anything about you unless it
was good..." (wickedly:) "... and is THIS ever GOOD!"

[collected from Ed Hutnik, Consonance (http://www.consonance.org/),
March 2004]

-- Mark A. Mandel