Big Dogs/Porch (1986); Same Dog's Tail (1954); Cow in Fly Time (1877)

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IF YOU CAN'T RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS STAY ON THE PORCH

BIG DOGS + STAY ON THE PORCH--888 Google hits, 3,950 Google Groups hits

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INFO-MAC Digest V4 #79
... Small Systems Support NASA - Ames Research Center "If you can't run with
the big
dogs, stay on the porch!" --- archived as [SUMEX-AIM.ARPA ...
mod.mac - Jun 22, 1986 by INFO-MAC-REQUEST at SUMEX-AIM.ARPA.UUCP - View Thread
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Frederick Post - 10/17/1994
...that if you can't run with THE BIG DOGS, you'd best STAY ON THE PORCH, and
I.....It's a road that just doesn't know how BIG it wants to be. Or else, it
wants to be.....ClintON allowed Haiti's military rulers to STAY in power for a
mONth, THEse two worthies.....s growth. Growth is THE number ONe issue ON THE
minds of THE citizens of THE county..
Frederick, Maryland Monday, October 17, 1994  599 k

Frederick Post - 3/17/1999
...to that is if you can't run with THE BIG DOGS, STAY ON THE PORCH. Let's do
something.....weaken GOP sway over THE Senate. But THE BIG Banana figures to
go to a Republican.....Bradley or Mr. Gore that THEy might as well STAY home,
saving supporters' mONey and THEir.....worked to dismantle protectiONs against
BIG BroTHEr government. Reno, Freeh and..
Frederick, Maryland Wednesday, March 17, 1999  641 k

Frederick Post - 3/22/2001
...As THEy say, if you can't run with THE BIG DOGS, STAY ON THE PORCH. And
that saying also.....can't pull THE hills and STAY up to speed, STAY in THE
right lane. Free THE left lane of.....repeats to his trainees: "THE market can
STAY irratiONal for lONger than you can STAY.....Morris stuck with his commitment
to STAY in college for four years when he could..
Frederick, Maryland Thursday, March 22, 2001  663 k

Chronicle Telegram - 5/8/1949   (CAUTION!  BAD HIT!  IT'S 1994!--ed.)
...THE BIG DOGS like your ol' Dad. OTHErwise, STAY ON THE PORCH. I'm all for
bridging THE.....has to answer for THE mess. Last week was a BIG ONe all
around for American even if you.....FRANK and JONI PREZELJ AvON Why kill stray DOGS
? I am writing ON behalf of THE article.....cONcerning THE shooting of two
stray DOGS. I agree fully with Tom Parflow and THE..
Elyria, Ohio Sunday, May 08, 1949  522 k

News - 10/17/1994
...that if you cant run with THE BIG DOGS, you'd best STAY ON THE PORCH, and
I.....It's a road that just doesn't know how BIG it wants to be. Or else, it
wants to be.....ClintON allowed Haiti's military rulers to STAY in power for a
mONth, THEse two worthies.....is THE number ONe issue ON THE minds of ;THE
citizens of THE county. THE expressed by..
Frederick, Maryland Monday, October 17, 1994  585 k

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SUN DON'T SHINE ON THE SAME DOG'S TAIL ALL THE TIME
(you'll get what you deserve)

SAME DOG'S TAIL--18 Google hits, 1 Google Groups hit

   This sounds like it should be older than 1954.


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Newport Daily News - 5/10/1954
...the sun doesn't always shine on the SAME DOG'S TAIL twice" fitted
perfectly, his own.....jump and the 15 and 16-year old boys the SAME events plus
440-yard run and 8pound.....Shanter All-American championship in the SAME year
which constituted his only major..
Newport, Rhode Island   Monday, May 10, 1954  816 k

Indianapolis Star - 1/29/1911
...on his TAIL and pull the New York the dog hollers just the SAME, doesn't
he? But.....case do you know what that force Is. the SAME dog and put him In
Massachusetts. Say.....the operation of your hand to the DOG'S TAIL. He yowls
with pain, you have hurt him.....you had a little dog here. You give his TAIL a
sudden jerk with your hand and that..
Indianapolis, Indiana   Sunday, January 29, 1911  1038 k

Mountain Democrat - 11/14/1986
...why the sun never shines twice on the SAME DOG'S TAIL. Really important
things that I.....well, take two bolts of lightning in the SAME place and call
me in the morning." Yeah..
Placerville, California   Friday, November 14, 1986  535 k

Council Bluffs Nonpareil - 5/11/1954
...when Cass Michaels committed a on the SAME DOG'S TAIL twice" fitthrowing
error with two.....when his car rolled end over end in the SAME accident in
which Robey was hurt. Rolls.....rolled over on the north turn about the SAME time
as the Vickers accident, and the..
Council Bluffs, Iowa   Tuesday, May 11, 1954  691 k

Herald Press - 5/10/1954
...Dodgers swept the ways shine on the SAME DOG'S TAIL, three-game series
from fitted.....a: end of B'h. Drlrnil 3-n. 2-0: srconri SAME cnlird Ht end of
riarknr.w' ington fit..
Saint Joseph, Michigan   Monday, May 10, 1954  682 k

Times - 10/21/1825
...in July, could have; recognized him for the SAME dog In December. The
iffed of Miss.....could not belong to him for that Ihe DOG'S TAIL had never been
hurt, and that the spots.....of the bone in any part of this DOG'S TAIL, which
there must have been, if It had.....mMn. Belzoni (which she so much deserves)
SAME certain income, to arise either by..
London, Middlesex   Friday, October 21, 1825  1055 k

Waukesha Daily Freeman - 5/10/1954
...the sun doesn't always shine on the SAME DOG'S TAIL twice" fit ted
perfectly his own..
Waukesha, Wisconsin   Monday, May 10, 1954  1061 k

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BUSY AS A STUMP-TAILED COW IN FLY TIME
(very busy)

COW IN FLY TIME--11 Google hits, 2 Google Groups hits

   Not used much now, but it goes back.


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Chronicle Telegram - 1/15/1932
...as happy as a two-tailed Missouri COW IN FLY TIME. (Copyright, Syndicate,
INc.) 1932.....to go back hmnc where he belongs, is to FLY down to Toronto for
more grub and chINks.....OF A THING LIKE THAT HAPPENING JUST AT THE TIME WHEN
YOU TWO WEREWELL, SUCH GOOD.....pianist at the CasINo, spends spare TIME
studyINg pharmacy. His ambition is to be..
Elyria, Ohio Friday, January 15, 1932  976 k

New Smyrna Daily News - 8/29/1913
...who never planted a seed or milked a COW IN FLY TIME to write leaders
about the best way.....we fINd "i will rut it IN the ara all the TIME and shows
th? importance of the paper.....very severe cases IN an INcredibly chert TIME.
Dike's Pile Salve goes right to the.....dis couraged, who cannot get along
short TIME without mother's pies she does not deal..
New Smyrna Beach, Florida Friday, August 29, 1913  407 k

Bucks County Gazette - 7/31/1890
...and as restless as a ohorl-lailed COW IN FLY TIME. Tlir Ducks Couniy
Medical Sodut.....consumption" of the lungs) and if taken IN TIME, and given a fair
trial, it will cure or.....M. W. H. H. FINK, P.M. PENNSYLVANIA R. B. TIME
Errxcr JUNK '21, Leave llrislo] for.....Kyrle lo Dorlestown yesterday. Kyrle some
TIME ago committed an araault and battery..
Bristol, Pennsylvania Thursday, July 31, 1890  841 k

Coshocton Tribune - 1/15/1932
...as happy as a two-tailed Missouri COW IN FLY TIME. A civilizINg INfluence
has touched.....ho said has been said before, many a TIME. Just the same, it
was good to hear him.....want the duties raised. That was the first TIME bsuIN
ess leaders, as a class, questioned.....goods, unless they are at the same TIME
unneeded goods, are not a sign that..
Coshocton, Ohio Friday, January 15, 1932  826 k

Hornellsville Tribune - 1/19/1877
...around like a bob tailed gentleman COW, IN FLY TIME. Bloody shirt Morton,
who returned.....for the honor conferred, but at the same TIME permit me to
say tlmt 1 urn unwillINg to.....du INg the whole day. VotINg ceaied sonv TIME
anterior to the eludINg of tho boxes, an.....absolutely. TOWN MEETINGS. It will
soon bo TIME for tho annual town meetINgs throughout..
Hornellsville, New York   Friday, January 19, 1877  1227 k

Maryville Daily Forum - 1/19/1946
...FLY IN when she meant a short-tailed COW IN FLY-TIME. Miss Mary Frances
Lasell, teacher.....a lovely seen coat. Grass was startINg to COW, as were all
the little flowers. you.....us all IN and make the second semester a TIME of
real achievement IN our school work.....occurs once IN here is only particular
TIME warped ch.xi'iicicrs of this tyn-. happy..
Maryville, Missouri Saturday, January 19, 1946  778 k

Atlanta Constitution - 12/20/1915
...a rural illustration, a shorttailed COW IN FLY TIME, or, a more classic
illustration, as.....INches IN and weighs ISO pounds. At the TIME of his
disappearance he wore a blue.....residential districts, and, at the same TIME,
greatly relieve congestion of traffic.....a total eclipse of the sun and at that
TIME made the first measurement of the..
Atlanta, Georgia Monday, December 20, 1915  501 k

Globe - 3/19/1878
...store, is us busy as a bob-tail COW IN FLY TIME. Harwi has a stock better
under such.....i Katie Putnam on the 20th. The Branch on TIME to-day. C. C.
Burnes is at home agaIN.....Tommy Malone, while workINg with orderly TIME.
AccordINg to a gentleman of nice.....poINt; T of enterpiise. We wish everv man IN
IN the language of everv man we have 0..
Atchison, Kansas Tuesday, March 19, 1878  314 k

Idaho Daily Statesman - 9/21/1900
...president than a stiimp tailed COW IN FLY TIME lias oftakINg it easy. I
voted for.....not vote for Mr. Bryan (agaIN." By this TIME Mr. Croker was
seated, IN .a vls-a-vls.....another 2-yenr-old. who race for the first TIME durINg
the comINg fair, and Joe K, a 2.....gentleman, -waJitlng paJtientlyjJfor some
TIME, but my vis-a-viS gave ho dence of..
Boise, Idaho Friday, September 21, 1900  649 k

Wisconsin Rapids Daily Tribune - 2/2/1934
...milkINg, dodge the sole weapon of a COW IN FLY TIME, has n traININg that
stands IN good.....their education. ConsiderINg how much TIME we all waste IN
various forms of.....glycINe, an amINo-acid, and at the same TIME givINg ephedr
INe and a high proteIN diet.....your cloth w; it's already past milkINg TIME."
Gypsy listened, agreed, nodded. She..
Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin Friday, February 02, 1934  881 k

Chronicle Telegram - 10/29/1973
...NOT EVACTLV AS 5U5Y AS A SHORTTAILED COW IN FLY TIME I'LL WAIT. YOURSELF
BUT DO .'T OUT.....Ohio, until 12: 00 noon. Eastern Standard TIME. November 16.
1973. At that TIME, bids.....and Dik Browne AND REMEMBER THE TO OUR HARD TIME
WE HAD CUBM ASTER TEACHING HIM TO AND-A.....AMD "TINY TOM" TIMES OM A COOL I
FOXE -WHAT TIME DiFFSRc.M'i UELCOMS iEUERALLY AT THE V..
Elyria, Ohio Monday, October 29, 1973  637 k

Perry Chief - 4/1/1887
...such poet could ever have milked a COW IN FLY TIME. (Laughter.) I cannot
imagINe a.....Laughter.) What so meek and us a niooley COW? City people are
foolish to be frightened.....me of a Commissioner ol Agriculture IN old TIME-"
who pur chased six hyd-aulic rams lor.....at COWs. I was never hurt by a COW but
once. He shook hia head at mo from..
Perry, Iowa Friday, April 01, 1887  663 k

Reno Evening Gazette - 1/15/1932
...as happy as a two-tailed Missouri COW IN FLY TIME. Mr. and Mrs. James
Pollard who A.....Evelyn Tallman; Messrs. Noah banquets the TIME's Mr. Wiley
attends IN a year. The.....met Tuesday evenINg when a very INterestINg TIME was
enjoyed followINg The Philathea.....as the Spanish, described them at the, -TIME,
men of The French; called them brigands..
Reno, Nevada Friday, January 15, 1932  911 k