(Messed up/Queer/Gay as a) Football Bat (1990)

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FOOTBALL BAT--1,190 Google hits, 953 Google Groups hits

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Messed up as a football bat. (when something ain't quite right)

   This is not in the HDAS and not in the CASSELL DICTIONARY OF SLANG.  I found it on the above site.
   Baseball has a bat, of course--not football.
   Sometimes given as "queer/gay as a football bat."


(GOOGLE)
Life is something you do when you can't sleep.
"About as fucked up as a football bat." - Apr. 06, 2003 - 12:24 pm. Drunken logic
is pretty funny. I mean, it's funny until you wake up in the back yard. ...
sturge.diaryland.com/030406_15.html - 4k - Supplemental Result - Cached - Similar pages

Come Laugh with us
... Academy(n): modern school where football is taught. As screwed up as
a football bat. Avid golfers have a fairway look in their eyes. ...
www.jokesdigest.com/cgi-bin/jokepage1.cgi?jid=2519 - 17k - Cached - Similar pages

ns: Your Voice Counts Forums - View Topic
... I gotta come clean you guys... I am as gay as a football-bat. Just kidding. ... Rough
smokers voice of mom* "That guy looks as gay as a football-bat". ...
www.ipetitions.com/ boards/viewtopic.php?topic=3792&forum=6&start=15 - 39k - Cached - Similar pages


(GOOGLE GROUPS)
Football Bat
... I started jerking off right on her bed and when she saw me said "don't do that"
My life has been as fucked up as a football bat probably because of family ...
alt.stories.incest - Apr 27, 2003 by invntrr - View Thread (1 article)

Re: TAN: Liquor
... Called a Dr. Pepper (which it tastes like). It will mess you up like
a football bat. *long silence* No kidding. A football bat. ...
rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan - Jul 13, 1998 by Leigh D. Butler - View Thread (46 articles)

Cute things they say (2 1/2 year old)
... day. He told me, "Travis hit me with a football bat". I said, "You
mean a baseball bat?" He replied, "No, it was a football bat". ...
misc.kids - Dec 30, 1991 by Dan Wright - View Thread (2 articles)

Fscked up as a football bat
Thank you to Mr. McEwan and to the city of Newcastle-Upon-Tyne. Trev -- "I
think Trevor is an idot. Just the kind of robot President CLITton likes. ...
rec.sport.football.college - Feb 10, 2000 by Trevor Zion Bauknight - View Thread (1 article)

Sport Taglines
... ACADEMY(n): modern school where football is taught As screwed up as
a football bat. Avid golfers have a fairway look in their eyes. ...
rec.humor - Sep 5, 1997 by Zul - View Thread (1 article)

Re: Terrible tradegy
hahahaha, like my old man used to say; "Queer as a football bat" he didn't like
you much, did he? dude, you rock, i just laughed out loud... <3<3<3 thanks. ...
alt.music.mdfmk - Jun 30, 2002 by OmniBishop - View Thread (102 articles)


(GOOGLE GROUPS) (earliest citations)
Re: THE SUBJECT IS FEELINGS NOT RAPE (damnit!)
... So a woman is raped, and everyone says " You can expect terrible mental trauma,
and you are likely to be as fucked up as a football bat for years." Does this ...
soc.women - Sep 5, 1991 by Charles Parr - View Thread (20 articles)

Pure Oxygen
... - "Mr. Trepanier, you're about as useful as a left-handed football bat!"
- anon. Matthew Skinner skinner@ [ nessie | unicorn ].wwu.edu
sci.space - May 16, 1990 by Matthew Skinner - View Thread (1 article)


(FACTIVA)(First citation of 27, with most of them bad hits--ed.)
WOMEN FILE SEX CHARGES // ALLEGATIONS: Tomas Gotor III was fired in July 1993 because of complaints against him of harassment and discrimination
ELLIOT BLAIR SMITH: The Orange County Register
1,205 words
29 May 1994
The Orange County Register
MORNING
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"On one occasion during this time, you were interested in getting (a male employee's) file. You said ..., `Let's go out and find out if (he) is queer as a football bat. ... We've got to find a way to get these guys.' "