Rodney Dangerfield-dead at 82

[Douglas G. Wilson]

A real loss. He was one of my favorites, and one of my father's too.

"My wife likes to make love in the back seat of the car. But she makes me
drive."

"When I was a child I got separated from my parents in a large store and so
I asked a guard to help me find them. He said, 'Well, kid, we'll try, but
it's a big store, and there are a lot of places where they could hide.'"

"One day I came home from school and found that my parents had moved away."

-- Doug Wilson