Rochambeau game

[James Smith]

Sorry, your final comments indicate to me that you
missed the whole point of the joke.  The landowner
didn't want the bird.  Try substituting lawyer for
duckhunter.

--- Douglas Bigham <TlhovwI at AOL.COM> wrote:

...
> "A duck hunter shot a duck, but it landed in another
> guy's yard. So, the
> hunter climbs the fence to get the duck, and the
> land owner said that the way they
> settle disputes in his country was to take turns
> kicking each other in the
> nuts, and whoever was the last one standing got to
> keep the bird. [Buddy plays
> the landowner going out to roshambo for the bird. He
> winds up for the kick] The
> guy kicks the hunter square in the nuts, and the
> hunter goes down. [Buddy now
> plays the hunter, writhing in pain. He does this for
> two minutes, and then
> gets up] The hunter finally got up and was preparing
> to kick the landowner, but
> the landowner said abruptly, "No that's ok..you can
> keep it."
>
> The story makes clear that the last one standing got
> to keep the bird. Since
> the hunter went down, the landowner got to keep the
> bird, but the hunter's
> reaction was so pathetic that the landowner decided
> the bird wasn't worth the
> pathos. This is Cartman's decision as well,
> especially since Pip didn't even try
> to get up.
>
> -doug
> -dsb
> Douglas S. Bigham
> Department of Linguistics
> University of Texas - Austin
>
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>




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