This reminds me of a great Simpsons bit: (Scene: Bart at snowboarding class) Otto: ... Your lingo is progressing nicely. Bart: Can I go to the bathroom? Otto: Uh, uh -- say it in snowboard. Bart: Um, I've got to blast a dookie? Otto: Dook on! (from "Little Big Mom", air date May 18, 1999, by Carolyn Omine) -- Steve Kleinedler