keep a cow/have a cow

[Laurence Horn]

At 12:53 PM -0400 4/24/05, Beverly Flanigan wrote:
>At 12:10 PM 4/24/2005 -0400, you wrote:
>>On Sun, 24 Apr 2005 08:47:27 -0700, Jan Kammert <write at SCN.ORG> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sat, 23 Apr 2005, Beverly Flanigan wrote:
>>>
>>>>  My father (b. 1900, Minnesota) said the same thing (chase, that is).
>>Never
>>>>  heard "keep a cow," but might there be some connection with the Simpsons'
>>>>  "Don't have a cow"?  I never watched the show, so I don't really know what
>>>>  the phrase means.
>>>>
>>>In the mid-1960s around Chicago, we said have a cow to mean have a fit.
>>
>>HDAS has a 1966 cite for "have a cow" from the Indiana University Folklore
>>Archives.  And the similar "have kittens" goes all the back to 1900
>>(Dialect Notes).
>>
>>It's been suggested on alt.usage.english that "have kittens" might have
>>originated as a mishearing/eggcornification of "have conniptions".  Any
>>evidence for this theory?
>>
>>
>>--Ben Zimmer
>
>Speaking of eggcorns (since Ben brought them up again), I saw in print
>today for the first time "one in the same."  In a column on MJ possibly
>going to prison, the author suggested it would be like bunny rabbits in a
>kennel full of pit bulls: "It's all one in the same."
>
>And in the '50s we did say "he/she had kittens" when in a rage.

Ah, but did anyone advise you "Don't have kittens, man" to ward one off?

Larry