"Jingle Bells, Batman Smells" (1989?)

[Orin Hargraves]

>
>>From elementary school (circa 1955)
>Jingle bells
>Cockle shells
>Rabbits all the way
>Oh what fun it is to ride
>in a four-door Chevrolet.
>
>         - James A. Landau

Ours (early 1960s, SW Colorado) was the same, but for "shotgun" in place of
"cockle" -- which makes perfect geographic sense -- and "teacher's Model A" in
the last line, which doesn't make any sense.

Orin Hargraves