"I must, I must, I must increase my bust" (1970)

[Mark A. Mandel]

I mentioned this to my wife last night. She turned to me with an astonished
look and asked disapprovingly, "Who did YOU ever learn that from?!"

Anyway... the version she knew was:

I must
I must
I must develop a bust.
I better
I better
So I can wear a sweater.

This would have been in the 1960s, and she associates it with genuine
exercises which would've, at least, developed upper body strength.

-- Mark A. Mandel
[This text prepared with Dragon NaturallySpeaking.]