Teachers' Saucy Looks (1924); I Love Coffee, Tea (1925); Liar, Liar (1961)

[Mullins, Bill]

>From my elementary school days (ca. 1970)

Ungawa
Ungawa
Yo mamma needs a shower

Don't Laugh
Don't Laugh
Yo daddy needs a bath

Kiss my acka backa
my Soda Cracker
My GTO Your stereo

Yo Mama Yo Daddy
Your Greasy Granny
got holes in her Panties

And
(to the tune of the commercial jingle)

McDonald's is your kind of place
Hamburgers in your face
Two pickles up your nose
French fries between your toes

The last time that I was there
They fried my underwear
McDonalds is your kind of place