Fuzzy Wuzzy (1942); Ten Little Indians (1880); Don't Say Ain't

[Sam Clements]

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>From: <Bapopik at AOL.COM>
> ...
> I like this one from MISS MARY MAC, pg. 38, but I couldn't find it on the
> databases.
> ...
> Don't say ain't, your mother will faint,
> And your father will fall in a bucket of paint.
> Your sister will cry, your brother will die,
> And you dog will call the FBI.
> ...
> (My dog will call the FBI??--ed.)
>

So, what SHOULD he have done--call the CIA?  {rimshot}

SC