"smack": a recent acroetymythonym

[Wilson Gray]

On Jul 17, 2005, at 10:34 AM, Jonathan Lighter wrote:

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> Subject:      Re: "smack": a recent acroetymythonym
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> Most of the "terms of address" Doug itemizes are known to have existed
> during the Civil War.  Were they as widely used then ?  If so, history
> leaps to life in a way unforeseen by our textbook writers.
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> If not, what has changed in the heart of man ?
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Why not consult the one who knows: The Shadow?

-Wilson

> (Actually, this is a pretty interesting question, if you ask me. Too
> bad we don't know more about bad language in the Civil War.)
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> JL
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> "Douglas G. Wilson" <douglas at NB.NET> wrote:
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> Subject: Re: "smack": a recent acroetymythonym
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>> < SMACK :
>> in compliance with Congressional mandates prohibiting abusive
>> language, this epithet was adopted to represent all derogatory,
>> obscene,
>> or profane terms deemed inappropriate for reviling military
>> servicemembers, being a Humpty Dumpty redefinition; see ATTITUDE
>> ADJUSTMENT, CALL ON THE CARPET, TALK TRASH, GODDAM. [Swearing is
>> either
>> juvenile or crass, but MIL-PERS admire talent and respect skill, so
>> creative vulgarity and uncommon scurrility is often appreciated. ....
>>
>> But that, naturally, isn't the point of this message. Though "dumb
>> smack"
>> goes back several decades in civilian speech, the military's crack
>> acroetymythonymers have decided that, like any etymologically
>> intriguing
>> monosyllable, "smack" has to be an acronym for something - but what
>> ? Various sites offer
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>> Soldier Minus Ability Coordination [and] Knowledge
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>> Soldier Minus Aptitude Character and Knowledge
>>
>> Soldier Minus Ability Character and Knowledge
>>
>> Soldier Minus Any Coordination or Knowledge
>>
>> Soldier Minus All Competence and Knowledge
>>
>> Or mix 'n' match ! Be your own acroetymythonymer !
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> In this case my casual woolgathering suggests that there might be a
> real
> acronym-etymology ... of course nothing like any of the above.
>
> Note above: "... adopted to represent all derogatory, obscene, or
> profane
> terms ...": that says "represent", not "replace" ... just a
> coincidental
> slip of the typing-fingers?
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> If one is not permitted some of the usual modes of address, viz.,
> "son-of-a-*****", "motherf*****", "assh***", and "cocks*****", he can
> replace all four with an acronym (with the "k" as an orthographic
> prosthesis) and use it freely ... and if some prissy person asks what
> it
> means he can select from the above 'mythical' expansions.
>
> -- Doug Wilson
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