spam from bigapple

[Laurence Horn]

I got this unsolicited invitation in the mail from
"bigapple at comports.com", but it turns out to have nothing (directly)
to do with Barry.  For a moment, reading down the columns before
seeing what it was about, I immediately began to construct natural
classes.  For me, the correlation between "Wicked" and "Yankees" on
the one hand and "Doubt" and "Mets" on the other was perfectly
plausible, and I was all set with my yin/yang hypothesis, but by the
time I got to Rolling Stones in the Yankees column and Metropolitan
Opera in the Mets, I started to reconsider...

Larry


At 4:36 AM -0400 6/12/05, <bigapple at comports.com> wrote:
>We carry premium tickets for major entertainment events
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