potato slur

[Jonathan Lighter]

BREAKING NEWS  FROM FOX

In London today, potato farmers marched on Parliament to demand that the term "couch potato" be removed from the prestigious _Oxford English Dictionary_.

The protesting farmers claim that the term demeans the potato and is offensive.

They demand it be stricken from the language and replaced with the term "couch slouch."

Source: _Fox & Friends_, 3 minutes ago.

We report, you deride.

JL


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