potato slur

[Mark A. Mandel]

Jonathan Lighter informs us:
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In London today, potato farmers marched on Parliament to demand that the
term "couch potato" be removed from the prestigious _Oxford English
Dictionary_.

The protesting farmers claim that the term demeans the potato and is
offensive.

They demand it be stricken from the language and replaced with the term
"couch slouch."

Source: _Fox & Friends_, 3 minutes ago.

We report, you deride.
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Call for the masked unbuilder, Jacques Derider!

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