Camels (was countdown was: "As If")

[Mark A. Mandel]

wilson ponders:
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Has there ever been a more pleasant fragrance than that of a
newly-opened, fresh pack of Camels?
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How about the fragrance of camel droppings? It's all subjective, m'man.

-mark, whose subjectivity is informed by the autobiographical truth behind
my song "secondhand smoke", whose first verse is:

Well, my dad was a two-pack-a-day man
And the poison went straight to his heart.
He never made it to fifty
And I swore that I never would start.