Jumper cables

[Wilson Gray]

I have a few:

"Uglier than sheep shit in shallow water"

"Uglier than Sammy Davis, Jr. eating Chinese mustard"

"Funkier than ten gallons of Get-Back"

-Wilson

On Jun 26, 2005, at 11:31 AM, Jonathan Lighter wrote:

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> At NYU in 1970 I heard "Busier than a cat covering shit on a cement
> highway."  My interlocutor had learned it from his father.
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> "He was quiet as a wooden-legged man on a tin roof and busy as a
> one-armed paperhanger with the hives" appears on p. 64 of Carl
> Sandburg's _The People, Yes_ (1936).
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> "Busier than a one-legged man at an ass-kickin' (contest)" shows up in
> several WWII novels published in the '50s.
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> JL
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> Benjamin Zimmer <bgzimmer at RCI.RUTGERS.EDU> wrote:
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> Jim Landau:
>> I heard an interesting ethnic slur(?) today: "I was as busy as jumper
>> cables at a Puerto Rican wedding".
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> Sam Clements:
>> I first heard a variant in about 1979 as "jumper cables at a Mexican
>> Wedding." Heard in California. From a Texan.
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> The "Canonical List Of Language Humor" maintained by the rec.humor
> newsgroup in the mid-'90s included these similes:
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> Busier than a cat covering shit on a hot tin roof.
> Busier than a centipede at a toe countin' contest.
> Busier than a one-armed taxi driver with crabs.
> Busier than a one-eyed cat watching nine mouseholes.
> Busier than a set of jumper cables at a Mexican wedding.
> Busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.
> Busy as a one-armed wallpaper hanger with the crabs.
> Busy as a one-legged cat trying to bury shit on a frozen pond.
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> I'm sure Rey "Maledicta" Aman has many more in his files.
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> --Ben Zimmer
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