Dirty jokes, children's rhymes in Keystone Folklore Quarterly OT:

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OT: I was rushing a post to watch the Oprah Winfrey movie (THEIR EYES WERE
WATCHING GOD) on Sunday. It wasn't very good...Sorry for the typos. DARE  does
have that 1884 "pot" cite under "pot' and not "potsy"...Also, DARE has a
"lemonade" entry, but an 1899 citation under "New York" for "What's your
trade?/Lemonade."
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I've been going through the Keystone Folklore Quarterly. There's a lot of
stuff.
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Summer 1970, Keystone Folklore Quarterly, vol. XV, mp. 2, "One-Liners as a
Folklore Genre" by Timothy Curry.
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Pg. 88:
1. It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
2. It's colder than the windy side of a witch's tit.
3. It's hotter than a fresh-screwed ewe with all her wool on.
Pg. 89:
4. There's tears in my eyes as big as horse turds.
5. ...horny as a three-peckered gopher.
6. ...you'd be useless as tits on a bull for Laurie.
7. Hinkle, you're so dumb you couldn't pour piss out of a boot without
instructions on the hell.
(See ADS-L archives for this--ed.)
8. ...you're so blind you couldn't find your own asshole with both hands  and
three people helping you.
9. Hinkle, you wouldn't know your ass from a hole in the ground.
10. If my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk
backward. (...) It looks like someone put out the fire on your face with an
icepick.
Pg. 90:
11. ...your breath smells like something crawled up your ass and died  there.
12. ...SBD (silent but deadly)...SOE (suffocate or evacuate).
13. ...you don't have enough brains to fit in your left nut before  puberty.
14. ...sis on you pister, you're not so mucking fuch.
15. ...ain't that a bite in the balls.
16. ...there's a bun in the oven.
17. ...hang 'em on your nose and snap at 'em.
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Pg. 91:
18. His definition is "that's as gross as a hicky on a hemorrhoid." (Google
for "hickey on a hemorrhoid"--ed.)
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Pg. 93: _Dirty Jokes At The Academy And Angela Morrison_ by Thomas  Peck
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Pg. 96:
"When does a cub-scout become a boy-scout?"
Ans.--"When he eats his first brownie."
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Pg. 96:
In Days of old when knights were bold
And jocks were not invented,
They tied a sock around their cock
Thus ruptures were prevented.
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Pg. 98:
"Confucious say, Birgin like balloon--one prick all gone."
"Confucious say, Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to it."
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Pg. 100:
In days of old when knights were bold
and toilets weren't invented
They laid their loads beside the road and
walked away contented.
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Summer 1966, Keystone Folklore Quarterly, "Jump-Rope Rhymes: Suggestions  for
Classification and Study" by Bruce R. Buckley

Pg. 99:
"Have you heard the latest skip-rope rhyme?"
"No, what is it?"
"Oh well--skip it!"

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Fall 1966, Keystone Folklore Quarterly,, vol XI,, no. 3, "An Annotated
Collection of Children's Lore: Part Three of Oral Tradition Among Children  in
Central New York State," by David J. Winslow.

Pg. 151:
BABY ROPE, ROCK THE CRADLE, OR BLUE BELLS
Pg. 152:
OVERS
HOT OR THE HOTS
PEPPER: Rope is turned as gast as possible.
EVER-ENDER
NEVER-ENDER
FRONT DOORS
BACK DOORS
DOUBLE ROPE OR DOUBLES
CHASE THE FOX
CALLING IN
BEGGING
BAKING BREAD: A player runs in with a stone in his hand, and while jumping
places it on the ground, straightens up, picks up the stone again, and runs
out.
TWIRLS
OUT
Pg. 153:
SALT, VINEGAR, MUSTARD, PEPPER: Often used as a rhyme or at the end of a
rhyme, these four words mean sucessively faster speeds of jumping.
WINDING THE CLOCK
THE SWAY
TRIO
HIGH WATER
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Pg. 162:
Tattle tale, tattle tale,
Stick your head in a garbage pail!
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Pg. 163:
Kindergarten baby,
Stick your head in gravy!
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Pg. 164:
Don't say it,
Your mother'll faint,
Your father'll fall
In a bucket of paint.
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Pg. 165:
I see London, I see France,
I see Kevin's underpants!
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Missed me!
Now you've got to
Kiss me!
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Trick or treat?
Smell my feet.
Give me something
Good to eat.
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Teacher, teacher,
In number nine,
Stuck here head
In a bottle of wine.

Pg. 166:
No more pencils, no more books,
No more teacher's dirty looks!
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Tonight, tonight, the pillow fight,
Tomorrow's the end of school.
Smash the windows, break the chairs,
Trip the teacher on the stairs.
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_EPITHETS_
Blabbermouth, loudmouth, or big mouth--Someone who talks a lot.
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Fatso--a fat person.
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Grapefruit mouth--someone who talks a lot.
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Yellow-bellied chicken--a coward; fattie--a fat person, and  smartie--someone
who thinks he is smart.
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Gabber-trap--someone who talks a lot.
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Chicken or scaredy-cat--someone who is a coward; big bruiser or tubby--a  fat
person.
Pg. 167:
Pud, big bruiser, or pugsley--a fat person; Scaredy-cat, or yellow--a  coward.
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Black eggs--a person who is just dirty; skinny bones--a thin person, an
fatty--a fat person.
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Nanny goat--a fat person' match stick--a thin person.
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Nut--a crazy person; fatty--a fat person, and chicken--a coward.
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Chicken-shit--a coward.
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Creep-ass--someone you don't like.
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Garbage-mouth liar--someone who lies about you.
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Pg. 168: _RIDDLES_
What falls down but never gets hurt?--Rain.
What can you give away and still keep?--Your word.
What goes uphill and downhill but never moves?--A road.
What has a mouth but never eats?--A river.
What has eyes but cannot see?--A potato.
What has four legs but only one foot?--A bed.
What has ear but cannot hear?--Corn.
What has legs but cannot walk?--Table.
What has arms and legs but no head?--Armchair.
What is black and white and red all over?--Newspaper.
What is very light but you can't hold it for long?--Your breath.
What holds a lot of water but has a lot of holes in it?--A sponge.
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Pg. 170; What's black and white with a cherry on top?--A police car.
Pg. 172: What starts with F and ends with  CK?--Firetruck.