'I'm from the government and I'm here to help (you)'

[Arnold M. Zwicky]

On Mar 7, 2005, at 10:33 PM, Douglas G. Wilson wrote:

>> indications of a misspent young life:  #2 for me was "I'll still love
>> you in the morning" (a briefer variant), but #3 was the very different
>> "I won't come in your mouth".
>
> I've heard the same ones, and I'm sure all four before 1970.

the three i reported were a standing joke in my circle in my college
days (1958-62).  the government one i noticed much later, by at least a
decade and maybe more.

arnold