"Red" vs "orange" redux
Jim Parish
jparish at SIUE.EDU
Wed May 18 21:39:43 UTC 2005
Wilson Gray wrote:
> In a conversation with my wife, I used the phrase, "orange traffic
> cone."
> She: "What do you mean by "orange traffic cone"?
> I: "You know. Those things they use when they're doing work on the
> street?"
> She, in the special feminine tone of voice that says: This conversation
> is over: "Traffic cones are red."
Heh. Once, my sister and I were sorting the family laundry. She held up
one of my shirts and asked, "Is this brown?" I glanced over and said,
"No, it's yellow."
She slugged me.
I don't understand these things.
(For the record, it was a low-intensity yellow, not quite dark enough to
be called "mustard".)
Jim Parish
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