Daily Candy's Fake Words of the Day (Defamer.com)

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_DailyCandy’s Fake Words Of The Day_ 
(http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/culture/index.php#dailycandys-fake-words-of-the-day-104915) 
Filed under _Culture_ (http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/culture/index.php) 
DailyCandy pauses from its usual mission of apprising the public of the best  
poodle-friendly boutique offering an edible pedicure while shopping for  
twice-worn couture to deliver its occasional “Lexicon” feature, in which the  
Candies pass along fake words (fauxlogisms, if we may be so bold) that  _no one  
has ever uttered_ (http://dailycandy.com/article.jsp?ArticleId=23205&city=2) : 
 
hybris
n. Excessive pride based solely on  one’s hybrid car.
Mulholland jive
n. 1. A party way up  in the hills. 2. The drive home following such a  party.
sky-barred
n. The condition of being excluded  from evening planning for having 
suggested the Sunset Boulevard staple one too  many times.
Usage: Roll up a two-dollar bill, blow a line of your best powdered Drano,  
then silently roll each word in your mouth, pausing to note the chemical  
oblivion working its way through your sinuses. Don’t worry, you don’t have to  put 
the words in a sentence; your powers of speech have been mercifully  
paralyzed. 
 
    *   _DailyCandy  Lexicon XII _ 
(http://dailycandy.com/article.jsp?ArticleId=23205&city=2) [DailyCandy]  
    *   Previously: _DailyCandy’s  Words Of The Day_ 
(http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/culture/dailycandys-words-of-the-day-025559.php)  [Defamer]