church bulletin bloopers

[James A. Landau]

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 If you choose to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.
We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds around the
church building and the rector.
Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight.

 Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.
Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and  Easter.