more astounding coordination

[Laurence Horn]

I don't know if this is more or less astounding than the ones we've
been discussing, but this time there's no zeugmatic reduction of the
sort we've been discussing for arnold's "Were I to have a child and
sent the child to Oberlin, she would be a legacy."

 From a commercial for igotpoker.com constantly replayed on WFAN
during the last few weeks:

"Have you ever wanted to play poker but don't know how?"

Larry