"Opinions are like (), everybody has one" (1985)

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ARE LIKE + EVERYBODY HAS ONE--76,000 Google hits
ARE LIKE + EVERYBODY'S GOT ONE--42,500 Google hits
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This came up recently. I haven't checked thoroughly for it, but it shows up
even in the Urban Dictionary.
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_Urban Dictionary: excuses are like asses_
(http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=excuses+are+like+asses)      A shortened version of the saying
"excuses  are like asses - everybody has one." "I told him excuses  are like
asses, and that he better have the job done by  ...
www.urbandictionary.com/define.  php?term=excuses+are+like+asses - 27k -
_Cached_
(http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache:__yiei3szwYJ:www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=excuses+are+like+asses+"are+like"+"everybody+has+one"&hl=en&gl
=us&ct=clnk&cd=1&ie=UTF-8)  - _Similar pages_
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+like+asses)
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_MaxSpeak,  You Listen!: OUR MOTTO:<BR>"OPINIONS ARE LIKE ASSHOLES  ..._
(http://maxspeak.org/mt/archives/001975.html)
OUR MOTTO: "OPINIONS ARE LIKE ASSHOLES;  EVERYBODY HAS ONE". At Daily Gloss,
it is alleged by an anonymous  diarist of unknown credentials that Saudi
Arabia ...
maxspeak.org/mt/archives/001975.html - 18k - _Cached_
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_SAYING_
(http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/583ee1d5cb72d641/5b0afdfc03de0535?lnk=st&q=everybody-got-one+"are+like"&rnum=334&hl=
en#5b0afdfc03de0535)
OPINIONS ARE LIKE ASHOLES EVERYBODY HAS THEM Ah,  but there's more! OPINIONS
ARE
LIKE ASSHOLES -  EVERYBODY'S GOT ONE, AND NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR  YOURS!
_rec.humor_ (http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor?lnk=sg&hl=en)  - Jan 4
1990, 12:16 am by Greg Kastanek - 10  messages - 10 authors
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_'bullshit'_
(http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.vms/browse_thread/thread/692041dcfee6b727/d3edbab0cde3e1b6?lnk=st&q=everybody-got-one+"are+like"&rnum=3
35&hl=en#d3edbab0cde3e1b6)
... group. Hit the road. My sentiments exactly. This is  turning into a war of
opinions. Opinions are like  ass holes, everybody's got one.
_comp.os.vms_ (http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.vms?lnk=sg&hl=en)  -
Mar 23 1988, 1:49 pm by Jay Zorzy - 2 messages  - 2 authors
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_The World According to Ray (and God)_
(http://groups.google.com/group/net.abortion/browse_thread/thread/3c47a3d04c8161e4/91312ff1f23e662f?lnk=st&q="are+lik
e"+(everybody-has-one)&rnum=583&hl=en#91312ff1f23e662f)
... but it's not pretty. Opinions are like  assholes: everybody has one, but
nobody  want's
to see the other guy's. I like to hear arguments and  points. ...
_net.abortion_ (http://groups.google.com/group/net.abortion?lnk=sg&hl=en)  -
Aug 18 1985, 2:35 am by Charles Forsythe - 1  message - 1 author
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_hackers,  etc._
(http://groups.google.com/group/net.general/browse_thread/thread/fd4af3afbbe038c7/651369076d95e7b1?lnk=st&q=everybody-got-one+"are+like"&rn
um=336&hl=en#651369076d95e7b1)
... Another twisted view, but then,  opinions are like belly-buttons
(substitute
your  favorite orifice here), everybody's got one...
_net.general_ (http://groups.google.com/group/net.general?lnk=sg&hl=en)  -
Jan 8 1985, 10:35 pm by Joe Carfagno - 1  message - 1 author

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