"Gunsmoke"

Wilson Gray hwgray at GMAIL.COM
Sun Jan 8 00:55:37 UTC 2006


Does anyone besides me remember a parody of the TV show ("Fester" had
a limp) called _Mr. Grillon_, from ca.1958? It was on a 45 and was
played on local L.A. AM radio. Fester - his name in the parody - kept
interrupting Mr. Grillon, who was in the midst of getting down with
Miss Kitty - not named in the parody; she was just a moaning female
voice. It went something like this:

[intermingled moaning male and female sexual sounds]

[F hobbles up, ka-thump, ka-thump, ka-thump ...]
[freaking] "Mr. Grillon? Mr. Gtillon? Mr. Grillon?"

[laconically ] "What is it, Fester?"

"Hit's Doc! He's been hit!"

"Doc? Are you sure, Fester?"

[moans resume, F hobbles away and back]
"Yup. Hit's Doc, all right!"

"What about Doc, Fester?"

[moans resume, F hobbles away and back]
"He's been hit!"

"Hit? With what, Fester?"

Etc., etc., etc.

This continues. Mr. Grillon maintains his calm, almost cold, demeanor
as Fester looses it and collapses into  hysteria.

-Wilson Gray



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