Q: Pupil of the eye as the most expansive male organ

[Jonathan Lighter]

Indeed, the four-letter word ending in "k" that means "intercourse" was "talk" and the action described was shaking hands.

  If rekindled memory serves - ha ! - these particular questions were associated with "membership" in a mythical organization called "The Turtle Club."  If you could answer all of them correctly, you were a member of the club and somebody had to buy somebody a drink.

  I believe further that the kid with the questions even had a pink novelty "business card" with the "Turtle Club" info on it.

  JL

Charles Doyle <cdoyle at UGA.EDU> wrote:
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Like Jonathan, I think I heard the eye-pupil riddle/joke in
the early 1960s, when I'm sure I heard the one about the
stick of gum, the 4-letter word ending in "k" that
means 'intercourse', and "What does a man do standing up, a
woman do sitting down, and a dog do on 3 legs?" However, as
far as I am aware the earliest printed record of the eye-
pupil one appears in J. Barre Toelken, "The Folklore of
Academe," which is Appendix B of Jan H. Brunvand's textbook
The Study of American Folklore (NY: Norton, 1968), p. 321.

The genre--which folklorists variously term "catch riddles"
(or "catch questions"), "trick riddles" (or "trick
questions"), "pretended-obscene riddles," and "false-gestalt
riddles"--have circulated in English since the 10th century.
They were very popular in oral tradition in the 1960s and
1970s, being the raison d'etre of the infamous Turtle Club.

--Charlie
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---- Original message ----
>Date: Thu, 22 Jun 2006 15:14:56 -0700
>From: Jonathan Lighter
>Subject: Re: Q: Pupil of the eye as the most expansive male
organ
>To: ADS-L at LISTSERV.UGA.EDU
>
>I heard a form of this riddle in N.Y.C about 1964. I believe
it was, "What part of a man's body expands to X times its
size when he sees a pretty girl ? His eyes." A follow-up
was "What's hairy and sticks so far out of a man's pajamas at
night you could hang a hat on it ? His head." A third in the
sequence was, "What goes in hard and comes out soft ?
Bubblegum."
>
> "Honi soit...," as they say. (Or as _Mad_ magazine once
translated it in the margin, "Honey, why did you swat Mel in
the pants ?"
>
> JL
>
>
>"Joel S. Berson" wrote:
>
>There is the riddle "What part of the male anatomy expands
the most
>between its smallest and its largest size?" (meaning
>percentage-wise: largest size divided by smallest). The
answer I
>heard was the pupil of the eye. [Yes I know the female
anatomy has
>pupils also, but saying "male" is of course designed to point
>responders in a different direction.]
>
>Someone elsewhere tells me "it's in the screenplay of
_Kinsey_ where
>Liam Neeson plays it with a twinkle". But I think I heard
this long
>before this movie. Can anyone cite an earlier source?
>
>Joel

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