Q: Pupil of the eye as the most expansive male organ

[Charles Doyle]

The 10th-century Exeter Book contains some riddles of this
genre (or is assumed to on the basis of later analogs; the
Exeter scribe failed to include "solutions"!).  One poem
appears to describe a penis but "actually" refers to an
onion.

There's a nice riddle by the canonical 17th-century poet
Sir John Suckling, which editors routinely ruin by putting
the title "A Candle" at the top of the poem.

Instances occur in early 17th-century plays (annotators
typically overlook or ignore them).  In Othello, Emilia
(Iago's wife) says to Iago, "I have a thing for you."  He
replies, "A thing for me? It is a common thing--" to which
she exclaims, "Ha!" and he clarifies, "To have a foolish
wife." (Emilia then says, "Oh, is that all?")

In John Webster's Duchess of Malfi, Ferdinand remarks, "And
women like that part which, like the lamprey, / Hath never a
bone in 't."  The Duchess exclaims, "Fie, Sir!" and he
responds, "Nay, I mean the tongue."

In Cyril Tourneur's(?) Reverngers Tragedy, the character
Lussurioso declares himself "far from thinking any virgin
harm, / Especially knowing her to be as chaste / As that
part which scarce suffers to be touched--[pregnant pause
here?]--/ The eye."

Here is an anonymous bit of deniable-ribaldry from the 18th
century:

  I'm a hole, though too narrow
  When first I am tried.
  Yet the thing I was made for
  Can stretch me out wide.
  Though at the first entrance
  Perhaps I may tease ye,
  Soon after I commonly
  Prove for to please ye.
  I'm long in shape,
  And my depth can't be found,
  And when I'm stretched open,
  My form is more round.
  Though I'm nothing but mouth,
  Yet no teeth can you find.
  I am chiefly before
  Though I'm sometimes behind.

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