"Don't shit where you eat" [revisited] (UNCLASSIFIED)

[Mullins, Bill AMRDEC]

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>
>
> Speaking of excretory aphorisms, I'm often put in mind of one
> that I read in _National Geographic_, cited as a Danish one (in
> translation): "Peeing in your pants will only keep you warm
> for so long."
>

If I wear a new shirt, hat, etc. in front of a friend of mine, he'll
say:
"Wow. I wish I had two of those.  One to shit on, and one to cover it up
with."
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