"Don't shit where you eat"

[Wilson Gray]

Ii agree with what you say WRT to Muslim custom. I read about it in a
book, about fifty years ago. ;-) But wouldn't that also be true of
Americans? Wouldn't you switch hands or put down what you were
holding, in order to be able to shake hands with another American with
your right hand? Or maybe I'm being hypersensitive.

White guy offers right hand to black guy:

"Happy New Year!"

Black guy extends right hand.

White guy withdraws right hand and offers left hand:

"Oops! I'm sorry! I use my *left* hand to shake with niggers."

-Wilson

On 7/6/07, Beverly Flanigan <flanigan at ohio.edu> wrote:
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> >At 23:11 -0400 03/7/07, sagehen wrote:
> > >  >Sorry for the crude title.
> > >>
> > >>Has anyone searched to find out what the earliest version of this must
> > >>have been?  I would doubt that it was that phrasing.
> > >>
> > >>Anyone suggest what the original sentiment might have been?
> > >>
> > >>Sam Clements
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> > >I remember reading about the Essenes or some similar group --  associated
> > >with the Dead Sea Scrolls, perhaps? -- that had strictures concerning the
> > >roles of the two hands: the one that went into the communal pot at mealtime
> > >would never be the one that wiped one's bottom.   Whether the left was the
> > >"clean" and the right the "unclean" I don't remember, but I believe the
> > >roles were immutable.
> > >AM
> >
> >I remember a month-long Sunday school sequence on the Arab world
> >(mid-70s, Unitarian Church) in which we were instructed to eat with
> >the right hand (no utensils!) because the left hand was traditionally
> >used to wipe oneself.
> >
> >Barbara
> >
> >Barbara Need
> >UChicago
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> Still true for Muslims.  If I'm holding something in my right hand and
> unthinkingly shake hands with a Muslim student with my left hand, I
> immediately know I've committed a faux pas from the look on the face of my
> student.
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