"Don't shit where you eat"
Beverly Flanigan
flanigan at OHIO.EDU
Thu Jul 12 22:18:37 UTC 2007
I actually remember that Ike quote! Sounds like the kind of hedge we might
be tempted to make these days. . . .
At 05:52 PM 7/12/2007, you wrote:
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>That's fine with me, Beverly! Let's kiss and make up, so to speak. ;-)
>(Back in the late '50's-early '60's, it was claimed that Eisenhower
>once said, "I love, as it were, my country, so to speak." Somehow, I
>was able to find the humor in this, despite never quite being able to
>understand the point.)
>
>-Wilson
>
>On 7/10/07, Beverly Flanigan <flanigan at ohio.edu> wrote:
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> > No sweat, Wilson, I was born at home too--to non-middle class white farmers
> > of Scandinavian Protestant stock in Minnesota! Maybe I'm super-protective
> > of my Muslim friends and colleagues because they are the shat-upon
> > present-day Indians. So let's let bygones be bygones (nice phrase), and
> > get back to talking about dialects.
> >
> > At 03:31 PM 7/10/2007, you wrote:
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> > >I wasn't generalizing. I was describing my own experiences. Of course,
> > >it's not true that every Arab Muslim makes attempts to convert anyone.
> > >I've known Muslim Arabs from Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, and Egypt who
> > >simply minded their own business WRT religion. Some Muslim Arabs from
> > >other places have come on to me WRT Islam when I didn't know them well
> > >enough to be able to say what countries they came from, except in the
> > >case of Musa ("That means 'Moses""!). a Palestinian with whom I once
> > >shared an office. The fact that he had a black girlfriend with whom he
> > >had a child didn't fire any interest is Islam. Another colleague, with
> > >whom I fortunately did not share an office, was unable to sway me from
> > >The One True Faith, despite his sharing with me offprints from learned
> > >journals that argued that slavery under Islam was far more benign for
> > >blacks than was slavery under Catholicism. An Arab fellow-student at
> > >UC Davis made many vain and annoying efforts to rap to me about how
> > >much nicer Islam is for black people than Christianity is. That is to
> > >say, their approaches were based on race. But, even had their
> > >approaches had not been, I would have felt hassled by the
> > >Jehovah's-Witness approach. To paraphrase Shakespeare, the annoying
> > >experiences with people are remembered, whereas more pleasant ones may
> > >be forgotten.
> > >
> > >As for my Turkish friends, birds of a feather flock together. Given
> > >that I'm a non-practicing Catholic who hasn't been to Mass - and I
> > >went only because my baby brother was one of the altar boys - since
> > >some time in the '60's, it's not likely to be the case that I would
> > >have as friends people who are practicing members of some other
> > >religion, when I don't even have friends who are practicing Catholics.
> > >
> > >It's hard to avoid the making of generalizing assumptions merely on
> > >the basis of one's own limited experience, even the face of
> > >contradictory evidence. For instance, on the basis of your name, I
> > >assume that you're a white woman of Irish ancestry who's a Catholic,
> > >despite the fact that I also know people with Irish names who are
> > >black Catholics (Patricia and Kathleen Cooney), I also know of white
> > >people with Irish names who are Protestants (Jimmy Taggart), and I
> > >also know of men named "Beverly" (I. Beverly Lake).
> > >
> > >Needless to say, I don't need to be schooled WRT either stereotyping
> > >or what, for want of a better term, I'll call "reverse stereotyping,"
> > >the assumption that the life of a black person is the same as that of
> > >a similar white person. E.g. a white friend, despite knowing that I
> > >was born in Texas in the 'Thirties, once asked me how long my mother
> > >had stayed in the hospital after I was born. Being black, I wasn't
> > >born in any hospital in Texas. Rather, I was born in a bedroom in the
> > >house of my maternal grandparents with the aid of a midwife, as was
> > >usual among middle-class blacks in that place at that time.
> > >
> > >Despite my defensiveness, I concede your point.
> > >
> > >-Wilson
> > >
> > >On 7/10/07, Beverly Flanigan <flanigan at ohio.edu> wrote:
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> > > > Poster: Beverly Flanigan <flanigan at OHIO.EDU>
> > > > Subject: Re: "Don't shit where you eat"
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> > > > Sorry, I disagree with you on this one, Wilson. After 30 years of
> knowing
> > > > and teaching Muslims from many (not just Arab) countries, I would
> hesitate
> > > > to generalize about conversion tendencies (Christians _don't_ try to
> > > > convert?!), naming patterns, or anything else about them. And "Turks
> > > > sometimes poke fun at Islam, they speak English very well - which
> is not to
> > > > imply that Arab Muslims don't - and they party their asses
> off"? _Some_
> > > > secular Turks, yes; but religious Muslim Turks (including good
> friends of
> > > > mine) are quite another matter. I take no stand on the contentious
> Turkish
> > > > political situation (well, yes, I do, but that's another matter),
> but let's
> > > > be careful not to stereotype cultures--we know what happened in the
> West
> > > > when we did (and do) that. A little personal experience takes us
> "beyond
> > > > the book," as you discovered yourself.
> > > >
> > > > At 05:40 PM 7/9/2007, you wrote:
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> > > > >My experience is essentially the same as yours, Jon. My experience has
> > > > >also been that what you read is more trustworthy than conclusions that
> > > > >you reach on your own. Back in the day, I concluded, on the basis of
> > > > >evidence gathered from news stories, a TIME cover featuring the late
> > > > >Charles Malik, then premier of Lebanon, and friends named "George,"
> > > > >"Georgette," and "Louis," that all Lebanese Catholics (the Maronite
> > > > >Church is a branch of the Catholic Church) had Western first names.
> > > > >Some time later, I worked with a Lebanese colleague whose first name
> > > > >was "Jamil." Given that his name was Arabic, one day I asked Jamil
> > > > >several questions about Islam. Jamil became quite agitated and claimed
> > > > >that he had no idea what the answers to my questions were, not even
> > > > >what the proper Arabic pronunciation of Muhammad was. The next day,
> > > > >and every day thereafter, Jamil came to work wearing a gold crucifix
> > > > >around his neck. I'm a slow learner, since I had years earlier assumed
> > > > >that an Egyptian classmate at UC Davis was a Muslim, when he was a
> > > > >Coptic Christian.
> > > > >
> > > > >I've now noted a major difference: in my experience, true Muslims are
> > > > >like Jehovah's Witnesses; they want to convert you. Christians mind
> > > > >their own business. Turks are a notable exception to this
> > > > >generalization. Turks sometimes poke fun at Islam, they speak English
> > > > >very well - which is not to imply that Arab Muslims don't - and they
> > > > >party their asses off. Nevertheless, they're surprised when this third
> > > > >characteristic sometimes causes them to be mistaken for black
> > > > >Americans.
> > > > >
> > > > >-Wilson
> > > > >
> > > > >-Wilson
> > > > >
> > > > >On 7/9/07, Jonathan Lighter <wuxxmupp2000 at yahoo.com> wrote:
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> > > > > > Hey, Wilson, I never heard of that hand thing in NYC except as
> an Arab
> > > > > custom.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > And I had to read a book to learn that.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > JL
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Wilson Gray <hwgray at GMAIL.COM> wrote:
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> > > > > > See there! Ain't I done told y'all a whole lot, segregation really
> > > > > > worked? I have never heard tell before this moment of any customary
> > > > > > use of the left hand among the colored. In the particular case
> that I
> > > > > > cite, the white guy was an Italian-American from Philadelphia named
> > > > > > deRosa and the black guy, named Jefferson, was from Oceanside, CA,
> > > > > > then an Army town connected to the now-defunct Fort Ord. His father
> > > > > > was also a GI. Nevertheless, Jeff was something of a punk. The
> insult
> > > > > > hurt his feelings so badly that he came back to the barracks
> crying.
> > > > > > He didn't get much sympathy from the rest of us, because we'd
> warned
> > > > > > his black ass not to go to the party from the BE-gin-nin'.
> There was
> > > > > > no telling what might happen to a coupl'a three blacks among a
> crowd
> > > > > > of drunken Northern GI's. On the other hand, Southerners who, when
> > > > > > sober, gave us the hate stare - cf. _Black Like Me_ - tended to
> become
> > > > > > "We're all Southerners together" when drunk.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > -Wilson
> > > > > >
> > > > > > On 7/7/07, Dennis Preston
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> > > > > > > Wilson,
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > This is an interesting joke; a common piece of racist folk stuff
> > > > > > > where I grew up, around Louisville KY, (apparently told with some
> > > > > > > degree of belief) was that black people shook hands with
> their left
> > > > > > > hands customarily. Is (was) this widespread?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > dInIs
> > > > > > >
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> > > > > > > >Ii agree with what you say WRT to Muslim custom. I read about it
> > > in a
> > > > > > > >book, about fifty years ago. ;-) But wouldn't that also be
> true of
> > > > > > > >Americans? Wouldn't you switch hands or put down what you were
> > > > > > > >holding, in order to be able to shake hands with another
> > > American with
> > > > > > > >your right hand? Or maybe I'm being hypersensitive.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >White guy offers right hand to black guy:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >"Happy New Year!"
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >Black guy extends right hand.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >White guy withdraws right hand and offers left hand:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >"Oops! I'm sorry! I use my *left* hand to shake with niggers."
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >-Wilson
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >On 7/6/07, Beverly Flanigan wrote:
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> > > > > > > >> At 04:46 PM 7/6/2007, you wrote:
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> > > > > > > >> >At 23:11 -0400 03/7/07, sagehen wrote:
> > > > > > > >> > > >Sorry for the crude title.
> > > > > > > >> > >>
> > > > > > > >> > >>Has anyone searched to find out what the earliest
> version of
> > > > > this must
> > > > > > > >> > >>have been? I would doubt that it was that phrasing.
> > > > > > > >> > >>
> > > > > > > >> > >>Anyone suggest what the original sentiment might have
> been?
> > > > > > > >> > >>
> > > > > > > >> > >>Sam Clements
> > > > > > > >> > > ~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > > > > >> > >I remember reading about the Essenes or some similar
> group --
> > > > > associated
> > > > > > > >> > >with the Dead Sea Scrolls, perhaps? -- that had strictures
> > > > > concerning the
> > > > > > > >> > >roles of the two hands: the one that went into the
> communal pot
> > > > > > > >>at mealtime
> > > > > > > >> > >would never be the one that wiped one's bottom. Whether the
> > > > > > > >>left was the
> > > > > > > >> > >"clean" and the right the "unclean" I don't remember, but I
> > > > > believe the
> > > > > > > >> > >roles were immutable.
> > > > > > > >> > >AM
> > > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > > >> >I remember a month-long Sunday school sequence on the
> Arab world
> > > > > > > >> >(mid-70s, Unitarian Church) in which we were instructed to
> > > eat with
> > > > > > > >> >the right hand (no utensils!) because the left hand was
> > > traditionally
> > > > > > > >> >used to wipe oneself.
> > > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > > >> >Barbara
> > > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > > >> >Barbara Need
> > > > > > > >> >UChicago
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> > > > > > > >> Still true for Muslims. If I'm holding something in my right
> > > hand and
> > > > > > > >> unthinkingly shake hands with a Muslim student with my left
> > > hand, I
> > > > > > > >> immediately know I've committed a faux pas from the look
> on the
> > > > > face of my
> > > > > > > >> student.
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> > > complaint to
> > > > > > > >come from the mouths of people who have had to live.
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