According to an ad on Comedy Central:

[Laurence Horn]

At 4:07 PM -0400 6/30/07, Wilson Gray wrote:
>"A wondering boy is as good as an interested woman."
>
>-Wilson
>--
Not to be confused with the first rule of politics (does it go back
beyond Louisiana Governor Edwin Edwards?) that one should never get
caught in bed with a live boy or a dead girl.

LH

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