"Ima Hogg" redux

[Doug Harris]

When _I_ was a teenager, I knew a Candy Barr. Now, I know a Carol Christmas.

If Brit thinks she has problems now (she was quoted in yesterday's paper
that she thinks "it is actually normal for a young girl to go out after a
huge divorce")it's a good think her nickname wasn't Pickle.

And FWIW, were someone to have a name Samuel Ulysses Lawrence Ewell, it
might be pronounced Sam Ewe El Ewe El Ewe El.
(the other) doug
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When I was a teenager, I once met a girl named "Emma Hoare." Now, I've
recently met "Anita Hooker."

Some parents are absolutely merciless.

-Wilson
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