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[James A. Landau <JJJRLandau@netscape.com>]

Heard on the PA system at a nursing home:

"There will be teriyaki, uh, karaoke in the auditorium."

This may have been a double mistake, because immediately afterwards two musicians walked in carrying their instruments.

           James A. Landau
           test engineer
           Northrop-Grumman Information Technology
           8025 Black Horse Pike, Suite 300
           West Atlantic City NJ 08232 USA
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