Shoot-out in outer space

[Jonathan Lighter]

Fox News ran a caption this morning that asked the question, "What Was White House Role In Navy Satellite Shoot-Out?"

  The answer:  the President himself had ordered the destruction of the rogue device. There was no elaboration from Fox.

  I conclude that some sinister intelligence - alien or artificial - had taken control of the satellite and modified it to shoot back.

  With the security lid clamped tight, don't expect the chilling details from the media.

  Disinformation: "The Truth is Out There."  Keep watching the skies!

  JL


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