Heard on The Judges; just for laughs

[Wilson Gray]

Judge Greg Mathis:

"Where's Tremone?"

"Stand up, Tremone."

"Tremone, I appreciate the fact that you came to the show with a copy
of my book for me to autograph."

"But, tell me. How in the HELL do you have the nerve to bring me a
copy of the book THAT YOU DONE STOLE FROM THE LIBRARY?!!!"

"Doyle, arrest that man! I'm going to have to have a talk with Tremone
after the show."

-Wilson
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All say, "How hard it is that we have to die"---a strange complaint to
come from the mouths of people who have had to live.
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                                              -Sam'l Clemens

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