more fan-hitting

[Cohen, Gerald Leonard]

Yup, that's the one.
 
G

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Original message from John Baker, Sun 10/12/2008 12:27 AM:

Since Gerald hasn't answered yet, I'll provide the version I know.  The 
joke isn't very commonly told, considering there are so many references 
to it.  It goes back at least to World War II and is probably older, 
though it obviously cannot predate the widespread use of electric fans.

Our tale is set in a restaurant, an old-fashioned establishment by 
contemporary standards, where there is no air conditioning but the 
patrons manage a degree of comfort in the summer heat through the 
consumption of copious amounts of lemonade and iced tea and from the 
ceiling fans turning overhead.  On a particularly hot day, when the iced 
tea was particularly in demand and the fans were set to their maximum 
speed, a traveler stopped in the restaurant for lunch.  In the midst of 
his meal, however, he suddenly realized that he needed a restroom, and 
quickly.  Looking around the restaurant, he saw none, but there was a 
stairway going upstairs, and that seemed a promising place to search.  
When he got upstairs, however, there was still no restroom, and 
searching further was not an option.  He did see a small hole in the 
floor, and in desperation he relieved himself there. 

Attempting to regain some degree of self-possession, he then sauntered 
back downstairs, hoping that no one from the restaurant staff would be 
going upstairs and looking at the hole for at least the next few 
minutes.  When he got back downstairs, though, he found the restaurant 
entirely empty, with every evidence of a hurried exodus.  Steppping 
outside himself, he recognized one of the other customers and asked him, 
"What happened?  How come everyone left the restaurant all of a sudden?" 

The other man just looked at him and asked, "Where were you when the 
shit hit the fan?"

John Baker

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From: American Dialect Society on behalf of Laurence Horn
Sent: Sat 10/11/2008 10:51 PM
To: ADS-L at LISTSERV.UGA.EDU
Subject: Re: more fan-hitting


At 8:55 PM -0500 10/11/08, Cohen, Gerald Leonard wrote:
>Hi Wilson,
>   It's not based on a pun but on a scatalogical joke, where the
>stuff really did hit the fan.  I treated this topic in Comments on
>Etymology, vol. 20, no. 8, May 1991, p. 12.  I'll mail you a copy on
>Monday.
>
>G.

Ah, but other inquiring minds want to know.  Couldn't you summarize
the scatological joke in this forum?

L

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