A non-AmE-speaker ...

[Wilson Gray]

with a steering wheel attached to his crotch
walks into a bar.

Perplexed, the bartender asks,

"Yo, man! Why do you have a
steering wheel attached to your crotch?"

Says the non-AmE-speaker:

"It's driving me nuts, boy-o."

-Wilson
--
All say, "How hard it is that we have to die"---a strange complaint to
come from the mouths of people who have had to live.
-----
-Mark Twain

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