Hi! III

James A. Landau <JJJRLandau@netscape.com> JJJRLandau at NETSCAPE.COM
Sun Feb 15 17:06:34 UTC 2009


>Date:    Fri, 13 Feb 2009 15:31:58 -0500
>From:    Wilson Gray <hwgray at GMAIL.COM>
>Subject:
>
>Hi, sugur!
>
>Feel good enough to do wash. Sheets are now a-washing.
>
>Love you,
>-Wilson

We see your problem now.

Every time you send Dr. Sugar an e-mail from the laundry room, it goes
astray.

It seems the heat and humidity in the laundry room have caused a warping of your local neighborhood of cyberspace.

The simplest solution would be to ask Dr. Sugar to do her own laundry, but I’m afraid that would not be very politic.

Therefore you will have to do the following steps:

1. Stop by your local sporting goods store in Joel person and ask about Tiger woods, Jeremy irons, and Ron putters.
2. Turn off the Jonathan Lightner switch.
3. Pull the window Sheid lower.
4. Go into the bathroom and paul the john stones.
5. Use your David Bowie knife to Mark where the laundry mandel is.
6. You are now ready to cut the Matthew Gordian knot.

Zur in kas the above steps do not work, you will just have to Grant and Barrett.

           James A. Landau
           test engineer
           Northrop-Grumman Information Technology
           8025 Black Horse Pike, Suite 300
           West Atlantic City NJ 08232 USA
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