Best-Known Jack Handey "Deep Thoughts"?

[Shapiro, Fred]

I enjoy Jack Handey's "Deep Thoughts" and would like to include some in my next edition of The Yale Book of Quotations, but I have trouble selecting a few out of them as particularly famous.  Can anyone offer with any confidence suggestions of the best-known "Deep Thoughts"?

Fred Shapiro

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