Be careful! They're investigating you! [Was: AutoReply: RE: Woman killed in Sumner Tunnel Crash]

[Joel S. Berson]

Upon sending a message to the editor of the Boston Globe, I received
the following "AutoReply".  Not only did they investigate me and my
... letter thoroughly, they told me the results of every test I had
been put through.

I'm not able to construct anything especially humorous about this
(truth be told, I feel a little depressed), but perhaps someone
better than I can.  For the moment all I can say is that I'm glad
TRU_phish_spam is false for me.  I wouldn't want to be accused of
sending spam through the electronic mails, particularly if it was
made not of meat but of fish.

Joel

>X-Originating-IP: [170.149.63.118]
>From: letters at globe.com
>Reply-To: letters at globe.com
>Subject: AutoReply: RE: Woman killed in Sumner Tunnel Crash
>Sender: BG-NEWS-01/GLOBE at globe.com
>To: "Joel S. Berson" <Berson at att.net>
>Date: Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:05:44 -0500
>X-MIMETrack: Serialize by Router on BG-NEWS-01/GLOBE(Release
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>  11/23/2009 08:05:47 PM,
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> 7.0.3|September 26, 2007) at
>  11/23/2009 08:05:47 PM,
>         Serialize by Router on BGMSMTP2/GLOBE(Release
> 7.0.3|September 26, 2007) at
>  11/23/2009 08:05:48 PM,
>         Serialize complete at 11/23/2009 08:05:48 PM
>X-esp: ESP<19>=
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