Bad Girls Speak

[Jonathan Lighter]

"I was a bad girl when I came out of the cooter, dog. I was born bad."

"This is my first tattoo, and know it's gonna be painful. I'm scared but I
hope I can man up."

"Don't be a flipflop!"

"You never ask me, 'Kristin, how was your day?' or eff anything."


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"If the truth is half as bad as I think it is, you can't handle the truth."

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