(Further) antedating quote about spelling

Joel S. Berson Berson at ATT.NET
Thu Jan 14 14:02:37 UTC 2010


At 1/14/2010 07:47 AM, Stephen Goranson wrote:
>Here's an apparent slight antedating:
>
>    The Carlisle Journal Friday, October 19, 1855

And one slightly earlier than that, from Sept. 13, 1855:
Farmer's Cabinet, published as The Farmers'
Cabinet.; Date: 09-13-1855; Volume: 54; Issue: 6;
Page: [1]; Location: Amherst, New Hampshire. [EAN]

The narrative is reminiscent of Garson's 1855
November, Harper's Magazine, citation, but there are variations.  It begins:

Spelling Words More than One Way.---Several years
ago, "when the country was new," Hon. Nyrum
Reynolds, of Wyoming county, enjoyed quite a
reputation as a successful pettifogger.

Further down, we read:

"Gen'l'men of the Jury," said Reynolds, when he
"sumed up'"--and every word weighed a
pound---"the learned counsel on the other side
finds fault with my ritin' and spilling', as
though the merits of this case depended on sich
matters! I'm agin lugging in any sich outside
affairs, but I will say that _a man must be a
great fool who can't spell a word more than one
way._" The Jury sympathized with Judge R. and
rendered a decision in favor of his client."

And there is more of the trail to be followed --
at the end of its article the Farmers' Cabinet of
Amherst, NH, credits the "Olean (N. Y.)
Journal."  (EAN disclaims holding more than 5
titles throughout the U.S. in 1855.)

Joel

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>Quoting Garson O'Toole <adsgarsonotoole at GMAIL.COM>:
>
>>Fred Shapiro in The Yale Book of Quotations‎ (YBQ) discusses a quote
>>about spelling that is often attributed to Mark Twain:
>>
>>I have no respect for a man who can spell a word only one way.
>>
>>Attributed in Chicago Daily Tribune, 22 May 1932. Without attribution
>>to Twain, this appears as early as 1880, in Marshall Brown, Wit and
>>Humor: "A man must be a great fool who can't spell a word more than
>>one way."
>>
>>Based on a check that included the ADS archive, WikiQuote,
>>TwainQuotes, YBQ, Ralph Keyes work, and Barry Popik's website these
>>cites appear to be the earliest currently known for this quote. The
>>TwainQuotes site of Barbara Schmidt includes an excellent webpage on
>>the theme of spelling, but none of the quotes featured really match
>>the joke.
>>
>>http://www.twainquotes.com/Spelling.html
>>
>>Below we present an attribution of the joke to Mark Twain in 1895, to
>>Nyrum Reynolds in December 1855, and to Hiram Runnels in November
>>1855.
>>
>>Citation: 1895 November, The New Education, Vol. 8, No. 6, Concerning
>>Spelling by Caroline Martin, Page 94, Snap Shot Publishing, New York.
>>
>>Addison tells us that Will Honeycomb claimed to spell like a gentleman
>>rather than like a scholar; and Mark Twain says it isn't much of a
>>genius who can only spell a word in one way;
>>
>>http://books.google.com/books?id=6PoBAAAAYAAJ&q=Twain#v=snippet&q=Twain&f=false
>>
>>Citation: 1855 December 8, The Latter-Day Saints Millennial Star, Vol.
>>17, No. 49, Page 784, F. D. Richards, Islington.
>>(I have attempted below to preserve the spelling in the original document.)
>>
>>The Hon. Nyrum Reynolds, of Wyoming county, one of the American
>>barristers of a former generation, was one day accused in court of bad
>>penmanship and worse spelling. "Gent'l'men of the jury," said he "the
>>learned counsel on the other side finds fault with my writin' and
>>spellin', as though the merits of the case depended upon such matters!
>>I'm agin luggin' in any sich outside affairs, but I will say that a
>>man must be a great fool who can't spell a word more than one way."
>>The jury sympathised with Reynolds, and rendered a decision in favour
>>of his client.
>>
>>
>>Citation: 1855 November, Harper's Magazine, Vol. 11, No. 66, Editor's
>>Drawer, Page 860, Harper's Magazine Company.
>>(Again I have attempted below to preserve the spelling in the original
>>document.)
>>
>>Some years ago the Hon. Hiram Runnels, of Wyoming, Pennsylvania, had
>>quite a reputation as a pettifogger. His knowledge of books was very
>>small, and his main reliance was upon his own tact and shrewdness,
>>which rarely failed him, and lasts to this day. On one occasion he was
>>pitted against a smart, well-dressed limb of the law from the city,
>>who made fun of a paper which Runnels had submitted to the court. "All
>>law papers," said the learned counselor, "ought be written in the
>>English language, but I submit to the court that there are no words in
>>the language spelled as these in the document now before us. I insist
>>that it ought to be excluded." Runnels replied: "The learned counsel
>>on the other side finds fault with my spellin', as though the merits
>>of the case depended on sich outside matters. I'm agin luggin' in any
>>sich forin' affairs, but I will say that a man must be a great fool
>>who can't spell a word more than one way."
>>
>>http://books.google.com/books?id=C3cCAAAAIAAJ&q=%22great+fool%22#v=snippet&q=%22great%20fool%22&f=false
>>
>>Garson
>
>
>Well done! And a self-illustrating case, spelling the speaker's name more than
>one way. But, rather than Hiram Runnels, I currently prefer Nyrum Reynolds.
>Here's an apparent slight antedating:
>
>    The Carlisle Journal Friday, October 19, 1855
>
>
>         Borrowed Trifles.
>
>The Spanish Priest and the Soldier.
>
>A Spanish priest once exhorting the soldiers to fight like lions,
>added, in the
>ardour of enthusiasm: "Reflect, my brethren, that whosoever falls to-day in
>battle sups to-night in Paradise."  Thunders of applause followed the
>sentiment.  The fight began, the ranks wavered, the priest took to his heels;
>when a soldier, stopping him, reproachfully referred to the promised supper in
>Paradise.  "True, my son-true, "  said the priest, "but I never eat suppers."
>
>A sensible Patient.
>Dr. ABERNETHY, the celebrated physician, was never more displeased than by
>hearing a patient detail a long account of troubles.  A woman, knowing
>ABERNETHY'S love of the laconic, having burned her hand, called at his
>house. Showing him her hand, she said "A burn." "A poultice,"  quietly
>answered the
>learned doctor.  The next day she returned and said "Better."  "Continue
>poultice," replied Dr. A.  In a week she made her last call, and her
>speech was
>lengthened to these words "Well your Fee?  "Nothing," said the gratified
>physician, "you are the most sensible woman I ever saw."
>
>Spelling Words more than one Way.
>Several years ago "when the country was new," Hon.  Nyrum REYNOLDS, of Wyoming
>county, enjoyed quite a reputation as a successful pettifogger.  He
>wasn't very
>well posted up either in "book larnin" or the learning of the law; but relied
>principally upon his own native tact and shrewdness, his stock of which
>has not
>failed him to this day.  His great success created quite an active demand for
>his services.  On one occasion he was pitted against a "smart
>appearing,"  well
>dressed limb of the law from a neighbouring village, who made
>considerable sport
>of a paper which Reynolds had submitted to the court, remarking, among other
>things, that "all law papers were required to be written in the English
>language, and that the one under consideration, from its bad spelling and
>penmanship, ought in fairness, therefore, to be excluded."  "Gen'l men of the
>jury," said REYNOLDS, when he "summed up," and every word weighed a
>pound, "the
>learned counsel on the other side finds fault with my ritin" and spellin", as
>though the merits of the case depended upon such matters!  I'm again luggin in
>any sich outside affairs, but I will say that a man must be a great fool who
>can't spell a word more than one way."  The jury sympathized with Judge
>REYNOLDS, and rendered a decision in favour of his client.
>
>http://groups.google.co.nz/group/Genealogy-Cumberland/browse_thread/thread/856679fed3403361
>
>Stephen Goranson
>http://www.duke.edu/~goranson
>
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