query: a cock and cock story (UNCLASSIFIED)

[Mullins, Bill AMRDEC]

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>
> Your post makes me think there must be a million slang terms for male
> masturbation...prob'ly been discussed here in the past.  I haven't
> learned
> to competently search the archives.
>
> Exx.
> Flogging his log
> Spanking his monkey
> Choking his duck
> Stangling his parrot
>  and many more
>

Choke the chicken
Polish the bishop/pope
Pound the pud
Flog the dog
Whip the weasel
Slap little Johnny behind the ears (from a stand-up routine by Dom
Irrera)
Get that German soldier marching (from a stand-up routine from a
different comedian, whose name escapes me)
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