OT: Heard on "Jerry"

[Wilson Gray]

Guest to girlfriend considering re-uniting with her divorced husband:

"I even had to sell my *plasma* to help pay our year-end bills!"

Jerry (facetiously, with his typical lack of Gefuehl for the humorous):

"Your blood? Or your *TV*? Har! Har!"

Guest:

"My TV!"


Youneverknow.

--
-Wilson
–––
All say, "How hard it is that we have to die!"––a strange complaint to
come from the mouths of people who have had to live.
–Mark Twain

------------------------------------------------------------
The American Dialect Society - http://www.americandialect.org