Paul Goncharoff

[Joel S. Berson]

Dan, is this a relative from the other side of the linguistic tracts?  :-)

Joel

>  Additional groaners
>
>    1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The
>ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
>
>   2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."
>      The other says, "Are you sure?"
>      The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
>
>   3. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
>
>   4. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:
>      "A beer for me please, and one for the road."
>
>   5. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does
> this taste funny to you?"
>
>   6. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home".
>       The doctor replies, "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
>       "Is that common?" asks the man.
>       Says the doc, "It's Not Unusual."
>
>   7. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says
>to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
>       "I don't believe you," said Dolly.
>       "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.
>
>   8. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were
>nothing to look at either.
>
>   9. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
>
>10. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
>couldn't find any.
>
>11. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
>"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
>     The doctor replied, "I know you can' t - I've cut off your arms!"
>
>12. I went to a seafood disco last week..... and pulled a mussel.
>
>13. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in
>the craft. It sank, which proves that you can't have your kayak and
>heat it too.
>
>14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
>
>15. Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
>
>Paul Goncharoff
>Moscow, RF

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