Paul Goncharoff

[Wilson Gray]

Joel,

Should you be interested in summer work, there's an opening at the
Franklin Park Zoo, circumcising elephants. It pays only minimum age,
but the tips are huge.

--
-Wilson
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All say, "How hard it is that we have to die!"---a strange complaint
to come from the mouths of people who have had to live.
-Mark Twain


On Tue, Jun 7, 2011 at 9:41 AM, Joel S. Berson <Berson at att.net> wrote:
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> Dan, is this a relative from the other side of the linguistic tracts? Â :-)
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> Joel
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> > Â Additional groaners
> >
> > Â  Â 1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The
> >ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
> >
> > Â  2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."
> > Â  Â  Â The other says, "Are you sure?"
> > Â  Â  Â The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
> >
> > Â  3. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
> >
> > Â  4. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:
> > Â  Â  Â "A beer for me please, and one for the road."
> >
> > Â  5. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does
> > this taste funny to you?"
> >
> > Â  6. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home".
> > Â  Â  Â  The doctor replies, "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
> > Â  Â  Â  "Is that common?" asks the man.
> > Â  Â  Â  Says the doc, "It's Not Unusual."
> >
> > Â  7. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says
> >to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
> > Â  Â  Â  "I don't believe you," said Dolly.
> > Â  Â  Â  "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.
> >
> > Â  8. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were
> >nothing to look at either.
> >
> > Â  9. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
> >
> >10. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
> >couldn't find any.
> >
> >11. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
> >"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
> > Â  Â  The doctor replied, "I know you can' t - I've cut off your arms!"
> >
> >12. I went to a seafood disco last week..... and pulled a mussel.
> >
> >13. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in
> >the craft. It sank, which proves that you can't have your kayak and
> >heat it too.
> >
> >14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
> >
> >15. Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
> >
> >Paul Goncharoff
> >Moscow, RF
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