If enough people believe it, then it must be true.

Wilson Gray hwgray at GMAIL.COM
Thu Jun 30 17:19:37 UTC 2011


He1:

"But we didn't *do* nothing, man! We just made out and then she gave
me a *B.J.*! There! Was! NO!!! SEX!!"
...

He2:

"Baby, you know I like to go the clubs and get my *dance* on! I throws *down*!"

She:

"You don't throw down on *me*! I haven't even had *sex* with him, yet,
and I can *already* tell that he's better than YOU are! Just by the
way that *he* dances!"

Jerry:

"So, you two *haven't* had sex, then."

She:

"No, Jerry. I only gave him oral sex."


That's enough beating of that dead horse, I reckon.

--
-Wilson
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All say, "How hard it is that we have to die!"---a strange complaint
to come from the mouths of people who have had to live.
-Mark Twain

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