Epithet by which future history will remember Obama

[Jonathan Lighter]

Democratic strategist Paul Begala on CNN's _Sitation Room_ explained this
evening that the killing of Bin Laden makes President Barack Obama "the
Tenured Professor of Whup-Ass."

Republican strategist Michael Wood disagreed, saying in essence that
President George W. Bush deserved the title.

Back and forth went the claims until they began belaboring each other with
bladders.

(A true report, but only through the name "Bush.")

JL

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"If the truth is half as bad as I think it is, you can't handle the truth."

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